F*CK what you heard...

Despite of what my two brilliant friends say... BLAST A MUUUUUUFUCKA... if that hoe cheat... dont jus put her name on the song/blog/tweet/status put her phone number and address too... if that nigga give you somethin MAKE SURE you let the hole WURRRL know... cant let these evil lil bas-tids get away with doing us dirty... if that krazy hoe key yo car... call all yo homegirls n get that bit JUMPED at her mama house... dont hold back... if he flirt wit yo mama, dont jus key his car bust all the windows and tires too... that way he cant even get to yo mama house no more... if you mama ground yo tell everybody how she cheated all the way thru college in an email to her boss... if you daddy tell you to do sumthin take it to facebook/twitter n tell everybody how u caught him wit tha yard boy... if yo job dont like yo complain in 15 different rants and let them hoes no... i aint takin yo SHIT NO MO'... Who cares if you get fired cuz you pulled the fire alarm when yo boss suspended you... they shouldnt have wactched the security vid of you freakin a co worker on the bosses desk... how do they have the right to expell you JUS because you said u was slangin n bangin in tha hallways of yo middle skool sister... the gov'ment aint got the right to censor you jus cuz you showed the full plot to assassinate the whole executive branch of the gov'ment... the bus driver cant kick you off the bus jus cause you threw firecrackers under his seat... that teacher cant be mad that his eye got dotted tryin to break up the fight with you and the principle thats his fault (shoulda came stronger)... if they send you to jail tell em that cop shouldnt have pulled up when you was sellin that fiy fiy... nigga shoulda bought some he know he like it basically wha im tryin to tell you is... YOU DUMB FUCK.... you DESERVED IT................ and just because yo homeboy/homegirl/sister/brother/friend put theres on blast.... FUCK what you heard... that isht(radio edit) is stupid... you have failed at NOT failing find a bridge with no water under it and proceed to learn how to fly... this message was brought to you by H.A.H.A (Helping All Happy Actions) in association with I.D.I.O.T. (Ideals Do Indeed Offer Temptations) thank you goodnite - Jrome (aint... aint that... aint that, that nigga) p.s. this was simply sarcasm... if you take it serious... there a spot to learn how to fly reserved for you as well